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Two peanuts walk into a bar.

One was a salted.

A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac

under his arm and says, "Pint please and one for the road."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost

an electron."

The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."