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Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.

Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'."

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts.

 The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.

He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"

The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.

 "It's... um... well... I have five penises." replies the man.

"Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"

"Like a glove."