Yo Moma Jokes
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Yo
moma's missing a
finger and can't count past 9
Yo moma's so bald her hair looks like stitches.
Yo moma's so bald she curls her hair with rice.
Yo moma's so bald headed when she showers she gets brainwashed
Yo moma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo moma's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.
Yo moma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid
Yo moma's blind and seeing another man.
Yo moma's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo moma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo moma's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggys
Yomoma's so big her belly button's got an echo.
Yo moma's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her
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Yo moma's so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to
"One size fits most"
Yo moma's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.
Yo moma's so big when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they
stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway
Yomoma's so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo moma's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he
told her to move her fat butt out of the way.