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Yo
moma's so fat at the zoo, the elephants
started throwing her peanuts.
Yo moma's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo moma's so fat her blood type is ragu
Yo moma's so fat her yearbook picture is an aerial
Yo moma's so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for
it!
Yo moma's so fat if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
Yo moma's so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo moma's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes.
Yo moma's so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo moma's so fat she dries her pants in the driveway
Yo moma's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs
Yo moma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo moma's so fat she gets clothes
in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo moma's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that
rock?"
Yo moma's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo moma's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo moma's so fat she has to buy two airline
tickets.
Yo moma's so fat she influences the tides.
Yo moma's so fat she measures 36 24
36, and the other arm is just as big
Yo moma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY .