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moma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo moma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George
Washington's nose
Yo moma's so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said
"break it up!"
Yo moma's so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo moma's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D
Yo moma's so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out
Yo moma's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks
Yo moma's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo moma's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo moma's so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo moma's so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.
Yo moma's so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo moma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo moma's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo moma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo moma's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo moma's so fat she uses a blanket as a washcloth
Yo moma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up
Yo moma's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo moma's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.