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Yo moma's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo moma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo moma's so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house
Yo moma's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo moma's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo moma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo moma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo moma's so fat when the bitch goes to an all You can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo moma's so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo moma's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.
Yo mama was so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo moma's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
Yo moma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo moma's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo moma's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo moma's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo moma's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
Yo moma's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
Yo moma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.
Yo moma's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.

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