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Yo moma's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time. 
Yo moma's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.
Yo moma's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.
Yo moma's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo moma's so fat, she has two small fat women orbiting around her.
Yo moma's so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo moma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo moma's so fat, she went to Macdonalds and got a group discount.
Yo moma's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo moma's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.
Yo moma's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
Yo moma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo moma's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.
Yo mama' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
Yo moma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the hell off."
Yo moma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."
Yo moma's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
Yo moma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
Yo moma's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet

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