Yo Moma Jokes
Sent in by visitors.
(If you have recently submitted a joke please be patient, it will appear on here just as soon as I finish the new site layout.)
Home Back to jokes Submit joke
Yo moma's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out. From Samdowg
Yo moma' so poor, when I walked in the front door, I came out the back. From Craig Stewart
Yo Moma's so fat, every time she turns round, it's her birthday From Shane
Yo moma is like Blackpool tower, everyone's been on her From Shane
Yo moma is so ugly, she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares. From Phillip
Yo moma is so fat, she has her own zip code. From Josh Spurlock
Yo moma is so dirty, that when I walked past her house, I got -
robbed by a rat, raped by a roach, and hit over the head with a stale biscuit. From Lithiumuser
Yo moma is so fat, when she farted everyone thought the terrorists were coming. From Karen Moulder.
Yo moma is so fat, somebody said "It's chilly outside", she ran and got a bowl. From NDa724
Yo moma is like a TV, even a three year old can turn her on. From Tommy Willoms
Yo moma is so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks. From Aiden
Yo moma is so dumb, when she got locked in a food stall she died of hunger From Aiden
Yo moma is so fat, by the time she shuts her eyes to go to sleep, it's time to get up again From Aiden
Yo moma is so poor, she has to put the toilet paper out to dry. From Wikedminds
Yo moma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it. From Arthuree Allen
Yo moma is so ugly, she went into a haunted house with tickets and came out with a job. From Sheila
Yo moma is so fat, she sat on the toilet and it said get yo fat ass off. From Lilbrat 4130
Yo moma is so dumb, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company. From Vicky
Yo moma is so fat, her belly button has an echo. From Josie
Yo moma is so fat, she has a sock for each toe. From Austin
Yo moma is so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops. From Austin
Yo moma is so fat, when she jumps into the air, she gets stuck. From Emily Kittle
Yo moma is like a race car, she burns ten rubbers a day. From Kenny Holt
Yo moma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has Buckweet in a headlock. From Tyler
yo mama is so poor when i went to visit her 2 cockroaches tripped me and a mouse tried to steal my wallet. From Rican 825
Yo moma is so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change. From Rybeh
Yo moma is so fat, she has to take a bath in the Pacific ocean. From Michael Ferrero
Yo moma is so fat, when she went scuba diving, they thought it was an oil spill. From Dallas Ivey
Yo moma is so fat, when she walked past the tv she missed three commercials. From Dallas Ivey
There are only two ugly people on earth and yo moma is both of them. From WebbC5
Yo moma is like a christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her. From DAiLest026
Yo moma is so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, she flooded the whole world. From SergG8
Yo moma is so stupid, she went to get the newspaper from in front of her house and forgot where she lives. From SergG8
Yo moma is so poor, a bum wanted to give her money. From SergG8
Yo moma is so fat, when she stepped on the scales it said 'To Be Continued'. From Sam McC
Yo moma is so fat, when she stepped on the scales it said 'One at a time please'. From Sam McC
Yo moma is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund. From Shayne Lemon
Yo moma is so fat, the last time she saw 9-0-2-1-0 was on a rictor scale. From Shayne Lemon
Yo moma is so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in ABC order! From Shayne Lemon
Yo moma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real. From Brent Zinn
Yo moma is so poor, when I stepped on a lit match in her living room, she yelled 'Who turned off all the heating!' From Samantha
Yo moma is so fat, when there was a drop of water in the bath tub, she sat in it and it overflowed. From Christina Wheeler
Yo moma is so stupid, she put your brother in rehab, because he was hooked on phonics. From Goronsword
Yo moma is like a bowling ball, people pick her up, finger her, throw her in the gutter and she comes back for more. From John Mckay
Yo moma is so dumb, she stared at am orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said 'Concentrate'. From Larry Perkins
Yo moma is so stupid, she went to enter a stupid contest and they said 'No professionals' From Onette Patterson
Yo moma is so ugly, she went to the salon and it took 3 hours just to get an estimate. From Jeff Thomas
Yo moma is so ugly, she walked past a mirror and scared herself. From Jay Shreveport
Yo moma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn. From Bernie Caza
Yo moma is so fat, when she sat down in church, God said 'Move over'. From Larry
Yo moma is so fat, when she wore a yellow rain coat and ran down the street, a kid said 'Dang, I missed my bus'. From Larry
Yo moma is so black, when she got out of her car, the oil light came on. From Garry Davenport
Yo moma is so old, I told her to act her age and she died. From Garry Davenport
Yo momas' breath is so bad, people look forward to her farts. From Jose Delao.
Keep 'em coming.